May 2013
anus:
when you meet someone who hasnt seen mean girls
basemental:
please stop being cute it makes my heart sad because i can’t nap with you
akanedee:
if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
People: You're so quiet, like you don't talk
Me: I talk, just not to you